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Comedian, Anecdotist, Card, Satirist, Smart Mouth, Speaker, Humorist, Roustabout, Host, Chronicler, Muckraker, Presentor, Raconteur, Funnyman, Ad-Libber, Rabble Rouser, Tale-Teller, Prankster, Wisecracker, Hoaxter, Trixter, Wag, Storyteller, Jokester, Commentator, Knucklehead, Narrator, Etc.
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When
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What and Where
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Wise Cracks
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| Fri/Sat, Aug 22/23 | Admiral Theater West Seattle |
Lenny Bruce humor for a Bruce Bruce world. |
| Wed, Sept 3 | Elderhostel San Rafel, CA |
Hostile elders at the elderhostel. |
| Friday, Sept 5 | SF Comedy College Downtown SF |
My entrance exam was a spit take. |
| Wed, Sept 10 | Grand Lake Theater Oakland |
Dan Piraro of Bizarro carton fame and I yuck it up at the expense of kooky christians, dingbat homophobes, and other troglodytes. My act is musty and Dan's act is a must see. A perfect combination. |
| Friday, Sept 12 | Monterey Venue TBA |
I'm hosting the SF International Comedy Competion which I won as a young boy during the Taft administration. |
| Saturday, Sept 13 | El Campanil Theater Antioch, CA |
Antioch's new motto: Buy one house get one free! |
| Wed, Sept 17th | Fox Theater Private Party |
Police Activity League event. The joint will be crawling with flatfoots. Probably a bad night to try to steal silverware. |
| Sunday, Sept 21 | Rancho Nicasio Nicasio, CA |
Political humor with Will Durst and others. This is an afternoon picnic gig so don't show up at 9 pm all stuped going, "What the???" |
| Monday, Sept 22 | Comedy College San Francisco |
This is not a show. I'll be teaching important comedy tricks like how to get a waitress to come back to the hotel with you. |
| Friday, Sept 26 | Camel Barn Benicia, CA |
Reach Out Benicia Dinner and Auction: Helping the messed up kids of crappy parents for twenty years. |
| Saturday, Sept 27 | Mont Blue Casino South Lake Tahoe |
This used to be Ceaser's but apparently the empire collapsed. I'm hosting the SF Comedy Competition in between bites at the buffet. |
| Sunday, September 28 | Comedy Celebration Day Golden Gate Park, SF |
Five hours of free comedy, and that's just Mark Pitta's set (I kid Mark because I love him). Long live Jose Simon! |
| Saturday, Oct 4 | Pyramid Ale House Berkeley Private Party |
It took ten thousand men over one hundred years to build the Pyramid Ale House. |
| Sunday October 5 | Creative Arts Theater Pittsburg, CA |
More political commentary and social malarkey with me, Durst, and others. Even though we'll be in the 'Creative Arts Theater' don't expect anything creative. Or artistic. |
| Thursday, Oct 9 | Obama Vaudeville Fundraiser Rickshaw San Francisco |
This is the election of the century. Either we re-join the rest of the industrialized world in the 21st century and continue sliding into Old Testamentville. |
| Sunday, Oct 12th | Santa Cruz |
Airstream Trailer convention. I'm being paid in pic-e-nic baskets. |
| Wednesday, Oct 15 | Broadway Studios San Francisco Equalipalooza No on 8 |
Marriage is between one man and one woman and his mistress and her lover and the kid's therapist and a realtor and and two lawyers and some cops and a restraining order and two guys with a moving van. Amore. |
| Tuesday, Oct 21 | 750 Stanford Palo Alto |
SAT score of 2,200 or better required for entry. My score was 1,640,243. Wait, that was my pinball score. |
| Thursday, Oct 23 | Bimbo's San Francisco, CA |
Fundraiser for Huckleberry Youth Programs (Not affiliated with Huckleberry Hound.) Tickets available here! |
| Saturday, Oct 25 | Lone Tree Golf & Event Center Antioch |
The Black Cat Ball featuring silent auction and loud comedy. All proceeds (minus my drink tab) go to the critters at the local shelter. Arf! |
| Wedesday. Oct 29 | Politics Baby Make Out Room San Francisco |
An evening of comedy to benifit the Haight Ashbury Free Clinic. Free scabies screening for the first 100 people in dreadlocks. |
| November, 8 | SF Comedy College Comedy Showcase Night |
They don't serve booze here but you can bring your own. As much as you want. Now how can that possibly go wrong? OW, MY EYE!!!! |
| Holiday Season Hoedown Saturday Dec 26 through NYE |
Big Fat Year End Kiss Off with Will Durst & Friends Check theaters for showtimes and other such important junk. |
Friday, 26th, Bankhead Theater, Livermore Saturday, 27th, Dean Lesher Center For The Arts, Walnut Creek Sunday, 28th, Julia Morgan Theater, Berkeley Monday, 29th, The Hopmunk Tavern, Santa Rosa Tuesday, 30th, Little Fox Theater, Redwood City Wednesday, New Years Eve, Throckmorton Theater, Mill Valley |